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Why don't they make all aeroplanes out of the same material as they do the black boxes?
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Why do they nail down lids on coffins?
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If Barbie is so popular - why do you have to buy her friends?
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Why is bra singular and panties plural?
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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
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Why is a boxing ring square?
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If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Ever wondered what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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