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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
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Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do the Americans choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no one can eat?
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks
his head out of the window?
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Why is it that you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
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Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it just came on?
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If a word in the dictionary were mis-spelled, how would we know?
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Is a babysitter a teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers?
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Is a bigamist a man who makes a second mistake before he corrects the first?
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